This, this… THIS is almost the perfect YouTube clickbait:

Firstly the clickbait title?

Mwah 😗🤌

It’s textbook clickbait, because it poses questions like, ‘How did MILF Manor cross the line?’ 'What gives Film Cooper the authority to say when the line is crossed’ 'Wait, the show is called WHAT’

Secondly the thumbnail: An exquisite masterpiece only the most proficient powerpoint or ms paint masters can accomplish! The quote at the top being the first thing people read when they see the video, and the numbers representing the age gap make the audience believe that they are in fact the mother and the son’s best friend, when indeed they are not, however it does make the thumbnail look much more clickable. Also the shocked face with hands over to the side, once again textbook clickbait. It’s missing the bold colour vertical rectangle thingy as a background for the reaction, but I’ll let that slide for something this truly amazing.

Thirdly Film Cooper’s hot. That’s it really, dude’s just handsome as shit, I’d click on that face any day of the week, morning, noon but not night because that’s my sleepy time.

HOWEVER

The one thing stopping this video from being a shining example, the gold standard of clickbait? The video length! It’s too damn loòóôõöŏőȫȭȯȱọỏốồổỗộớờởỡợꙩꙫꙭꝋꝍꝏng! Kids these days don’t want to sit through an 18 minute video of a man talking about how bad it is to not have boundaries in a parental; romantic; sexual relationship, even if the example is fucking MILF MANOR. If he made it like a 3 minute video then it would be PERFECT! But until then… I think this will be the best clickbait I see for a long while

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

milramemo:

evilwizard:

(apprentice walking down the halls of the Infinite Library, muttering): “go fetch me Merradia’s Tome jacob. don’t worry about it jacob. it’s just 15,000 miles that-a-way. no i can’t teach you the teleport spell, that’s what i need the tome for.” what a jackass

vaspider:

lizardsister:

lizardsister:

lizardsister:

if they rebooted austin powers it would either be the most tone deaf unfunny incredibly offensive movie in years OR they’d do it right and really keep with the times in being very self aware and it would be one of the best films in decades. austin powers would be a massive support of trans rights because trans women means more women for him to shag

oh your pronouns are she/they? well baby lemme she/them titties shagadelic

austin powers discovers bisexuality and it blows his fucking mind

… my brother is a trans dude and an Austin Powers impersonater.

I feel like this is the start of Jake making 9 million TikToks.

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zillylilguyz:

zillylilguyz:

It’s common for people with autism to also have adhd so with that information

Taylor and Normal have autism and ADHD then Scary is just autism

Edit: Rae is right actually Linc is also adhd and autism, forgive me 4 lying

I fixed my mistake forgive me Rae/od/j

mihai-florescu:

mihai-florescu:

How tf does a deactivated account still have blue checkmarks

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m-eowdy:

mclennonyaoi:

mclennonyaoi:

monarchist SCUM!

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moveslikekeithrichards:

when we talk about killing Cringe Culture that includes harmless Weird Fetishes too. if you rag on people who are into like feet or vore or inflation or whatever and make a whole big thing of yelling about how cursed it is thats super lame of you and i wish you the courage to Grow Up

FAQ for people who will choose to misinterpret this post:

• no, this is not about pedophilia or whatever awful thing you want to accuse me of supporting
• no, i am not saying you have to enjoy these things. i am saying we shouldnt shame other people for enjoying them
• no, i am not saying its ok for people to deliberately expose or involve others in their sexual interests without consent
• yes, i am calling you a big baby if you make a show of acting like weird fetishes are soooo cursed bleach my eyes kill it with fire etc. googoogaga Grow Up
• if you are annoying on this post im blocking you

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marinebiologyshitposts:

0rdi-deactivated20211118:

marinebiologyshitposts:

clownfish be like “i know a spot” and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism

This post would’ve been a lot better if you didn’t say the f word. Grow up.

yes hello i am very sorry to hear of your lack of satisfaction. if you’ll just follow me to the suggestion box its just inside here

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